Jeff Lawson ([info]bovineone) wrote,
@ 2004-01-15 20:40:00
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Feral cats, cranky cows, and looping cars

Feral cat


So today it was discovered that a neighborhood wild cat had managed to sneak into the United Devices office building somehow. Our CEO noticed the cat cowering in a corner near a window and asked out loud "Did someone bring in their pet cat?" as he bent down to try to pet it. The cat quickly darted away and into an open conference room, where it stayed until animal control came to capture and release it.


It's suspected that the cat originally managed to get into the raised ceiling through a ventilation shaft from the roof. Then about two days ago it probably fell through (knocking two ceiling tiles down in the process), after which it hid among the cubicles. Early this morning before anyone had come in, it must have been responsible for knocking over one of my potted plants that was by a window.




How to tell if your cow is cranky


Here's some excerpts from a little article from CNN about cows:


    Baker's system uses electric eyes and an electronic clock to measure the time it takes for each animal to travel six feet after they leave a chute -- restraining devices that hold animals by the neck while they are weighed or examined by a veterinarian. The slower the exit, the calmer the cattle.

    Baker believes his "exit velocity" test is more precise than other methods in measuring the cattle temperament. A system developed in Colorado, for example, requires handlers to assign a value from 1 to 5 based on behaviors ranging from completely calm to combative.

    When meat from the cattle used in the Georgia tests was checked, the most tender cuts came from cattle with calm dispositions, he said.




Looping cars


Finally, as I was driving home from the office today I noticed a couple of guys using the neighboring parking lot to practice driving techniques on wet surfaces. They almost put dbaker to shame!



Oh, and it's my birthday today too. :)




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[info]dopplertx
2004-01-15 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That's some impessive driving. It looks like they were really close to that pole the whole time.

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[info]ghewgill
2004-01-15 09:23 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking the same thing. I don't think you'd catch me out there swinging the end of my car around that close to a concrete post.

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[info]goulo
2004-01-15 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Feliĉan naskiĝtagon, bovulo! :)

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[info]cowbert
2004-01-15 10:11 pm UTC (link)
bappy hirthday cow! ]:8)

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[info]esuperlife
2004-01-15 11:04 pm UTC (link)
That cat looks soo cute. Until you get close to it and it attacks you like one of its larger relatives... :D

Happy Birthday Jeff! Hope you spend this day with close friends and just enjoying yourself in general. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[info]bovineone
2004-01-16 12:57 am UTC (link)
it was certainly quite distressed while it was trapped in that conference room, and darted around the room numerous times while I was standing in there taking pictures of it.

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Birfday!
[info]cdy
2004-01-16 12:34 am UTC (link)
Happy birfday cow. :>

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Re: Birfday!
[info]bovineone
2004-01-16 12:58 am UTC (link)
Thanks everybody! ]:8)

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[info]eliset
2004-01-24 01:33 pm UTC (link)
They should've kept the cat - some of the neatest places I go have an office cat that just kind of lays around and is adored by the customers. :)

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[info]brianca
2004-02-19 12:21 am UTC (link)
a little late on this one, but I was somewhat shocked that animal control couldn't do anything other than take the cat outside and let it go. somehow I expected more.

It also shat it the QA lab while it was there.

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